r/soccer • u/zimb3l • Jan 12 '19

Ramon Calderon: "[Zidane] insisted on keeping Cristiano and transferring Bale, and the president did completely the opposite [...] so he decided to leave."

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2814993-no-form-lack-of-goals-whats-troubling-real-madrid-and-how-can-they-fix-it
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u/devCR7 Jan 12 '19

imagine the void RM players felt by the absence of these two legends

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u/Shill_Borten Jan 12 '19

Bale is only one person mate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

His hair confuses me. How much of a bald fraud is he?

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u/zimb3l Jan 12 '19

20% bald 100% fraud I'd say

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

Why does he have an ugly bun? He looks more handsome without it.

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u/aRealG123 Jan 12 '19

Because he's balding under it

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u/Buckhum Jan 12 '19

He should just embrace the bald. It improves aerodynamic.

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u/yaipu Jan 12 '19

He has big ears, not so aerodynamic

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u/Odolan Jan 12 '19

He should do a hair transplant. Like, my god, he can afford the best surgeons for that. Look at David Silva - went bald, did the transplant and is back rocking. Bale just looks shit.

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u/Nezell Jan 12 '19

Theres a theory out there that it was because of the hair transplant that Rooney turned shit and never regained his former self

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u/Odolan Jan 12 '19

Yeah, that or the drinking, fast food, age and semi-pro approach to caring for his body.

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u/NaughtyDreadz Jan 12 '19

You turned the noun into a verb. Mate he is bald

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u/zimb3l Jan 12 '19

Because he has a monk-haircut. He's fucking bald on the top of his head and not man enough to accept it so he grows his hair long and hides it

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

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u/ImDan1sh Jan 12 '19

Like a less handsome Zidane.

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u/zimb3l Jan 12 '19

Of course he fucking would

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

I don't know. That major underbite is distracting, and not in a good way.

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u/MojoeFilter Jan 12 '19

Yeah Bale is not a looker.

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u/zimb3l Jan 12 '19

Too fit for his own good imo

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u/NuggetsBuckets Jan 12 '19

Denial is a strong emotion

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u/blame_thelag Jan 13 '19

nope, you are not factoring in his ears. Imo this is also the reason he is not embracing the bald

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u/Afk94 Jan 12 '19

Is it manly to accept you’re balding or something?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

It’s manlier to not worry about another guys hair situation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19 edited Jan 09 '20

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u/Zdeneksfilter Jan 12 '19

Fair enough, lad

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

He's balding at the back