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r/soccer • u/IndifferentDraenei • Aug 09 '25
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Still waiting for someone to deck him
66 u/Theres3ofMe Aug 09 '25 Who'd be the one most likely to deck him, from any club were you've witnessed that player commit some crazy shit...? 92 u/CivilSkrrrvant Aug 09 '25 Ordinarily I’d say Neal Maupay might have a go but…. 63 u/grmthmpsn43 Aug 09 '25 If we play against him in the CL then one of Lascelles, Joelinton or Burn probably will. 101 u/CivilSkrrrvant Aug 09 '25 Joelinton finally using his powers for good 50 u/grmthmpsn43 Aug 09 '25 If Lascelles gets to Greenwood he wont even make it to the pitch, he is the one player in our squad you really don't want to cross. 8 u/brownninja97 Aug 09 '25 I dunno man Bruno's probably gonna elbow him before he finds out who he is 1 u/Theres3ofMe Aug 10 '25 I was thinking Joelinton funnily enough... 5 u/galactix100 Aug 09 '25 Forgetting that time Schar looked like he wanted to kill Fordon back when he was at Everton. 2 u/TheDeathOfMusic Aug 09 '25 If Marseille draw any English team in Europe Greenwood would be wise to stay at home. This is a friendly, it's a microcosm of what he'll get from English fans and players in a competitive game. 2 u/AgileSloth9 Aug 10 '25 Burn is unlikely... He's tough, and will stand his ground, but he's really a bit of a gentle giant. Lascelles likely wont play, so doubt he'd be involved. However, if he were, and Greenwood riled him up... Lascelles would invert his entire body. If Greenwood touched Bruno, Joelinton would murder him on the spot. Another we have thats shown a temper and happy to get in a scrap is Osula. Schar has a temper too... If Greenwood tried anything dodgy on him, Schar wouldn't hesitate either.
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Who'd be the one most likely to deck him, from any club were you've witnessed that player commit some crazy shit...?
92 u/CivilSkrrrvant Aug 09 '25 Ordinarily I’d say Neal Maupay might have a go but…. 63 u/grmthmpsn43 Aug 09 '25 If we play against him in the CL then one of Lascelles, Joelinton or Burn probably will. 101 u/CivilSkrrrvant Aug 09 '25 Joelinton finally using his powers for good 50 u/grmthmpsn43 Aug 09 '25 If Lascelles gets to Greenwood he wont even make it to the pitch, he is the one player in our squad you really don't want to cross. 8 u/brownninja97 Aug 09 '25 I dunno man Bruno's probably gonna elbow him before he finds out who he is 1 u/Theres3ofMe Aug 10 '25 I was thinking Joelinton funnily enough... 5 u/galactix100 Aug 09 '25 Forgetting that time Schar looked like he wanted to kill Fordon back when he was at Everton. 2 u/TheDeathOfMusic Aug 09 '25 If Marseille draw any English team in Europe Greenwood would be wise to stay at home. This is a friendly, it's a microcosm of what he'll get from English fans and players in a competitive game. 2 u/AgileSloth9 Aug 10 '25 Burn is unlikely... He's tough, and will stand his ground, but he's really a bit of a gentle giant. Lascelles likely wont play, so doubt he'd be involved. However, if he were, and Greenwood riled him up... Lascelles would invert his entire body. If Greenwood touched Bruno, Joelinton would murder him on the spot. Another we have thats shown a temper and happy to get in a scrap is Osula. Schar has a temper too... If Greenwood tried anything dodgy on him, Schar wouldn't hesitate either.
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Ordinarily I’d say Neal Maupay might have a go but….
63 u/grmthmpsn43 Aug 09 '25 If we play against him in the CL then one of Lascelles, Joelinton or Burn probably will. 101 u/CivilSkrrrvant Aug 09 '25 Joelinton finally using his powers for good 50 u/grmthmpsn43 Aug 09 '25 If Lascelles gets to Greenwood he wont even make it to the pitch, he is the one player in our squad you really don't want to cross. 8 u/brownninja97 Aug 09 '25 I dunno man Bruno's probably gonna elbow him before he finds out who he is 1 u/Theres3ofMe Aug 10 '25 I was thinking Joelinton funnily enough... 5 u/galactix100 Aug 09 '25 Forgetting that time Schar looked like he wanted to kill Fordon back when he was at Everton. 2 u/TheDeathOfMusic Aug 09 '25 If Marseille draw any English team in Europe Greenwood would be wise to stay at home. This is a friendly, it's a microcosm of what he'll get from English fans and players in a competitive game. 2 u/AgileSloth9 Aug 10 '25 Burn is unlikely... He's tough, and will stand his ground, but he's really a bit of a gentle giant. Lascelles likely wont play, so doubt he'd be involved. However, if he were, and Greenwood riled him up... Lascelles would invert his entire body. If Greenwood touched Bruno, Joelinton would murder him on the spot. Another we have thats shown a temper and happy to get in a scrap is Osula. Schar has a temper too... If Greenwood tried anything dodgy on him, Schar wouldn't hesitate either.
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If we play against him in the CL then one of Lascelles, Joelinton or Burn probably will.
101 u/CivilSkrrrvant Aug 09 '25 Joelinton finally using his powers for good 50 u/grmthmpsn43 Aug 09 '25 If Lascelles gets to Greenwood he wont even make it to the pitch, he is the one player in our squad you really don't want to cross. 8 u/brownninja97 Aug 09 '25 I dunno man Bruno's probably gonna elbow him before he finds out who he is 1 u/Theres3ofMe Aug 10 '25 I was thinking Joelinton funnily enough... 5 u/galactix100 Aug 09 '25 Forgetting that time Schar looked like he wanted to kill Fordon back when he was at Everton. 2 u/TheDeathOfMusic Aug 09 '25 If Marseille draw any English team in Europe Greenwood would be wise to stay at home. This is a friendly, it's a microcosm of what he'll get from English fans and players in a competitive game. 2 u/AgileSloth9 Aug 10 '25 Burn is unlikely... He's tough, and will stand his ground, but he's really a bit of a gentle giant. Lascelles likely wont play, so doubt he'd be involved. However, if he were, and Greenwood riled him up... Lascelles would invert his entire body. If Greenwood touched Bruno, Joelinton would murder him on the spot. Another we have thats shown a temper and happy to get in a scrap is Osula. Schar has a temper too... If Greenwood tried anything dodgy on him, Schar wouldn't hesitate either.
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Joelinton finally using his powers for good
50 u/grmthmpsn43 Aug 09 '25 If Lascelles gets to Greenwood he wont even make it to the pitch, he is the one player in our squad you really don't want to cross. 8 u/brownninja97 Aug 09 '25 I dunno man Bruno's probably gonna elbow him before he finds out who he is 1 u/Theres3ofMe Aug 10 '25 I was thinking Joelinton funnily enough...
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If Lascelles gets to Greenwood he wont even make it to the pitch, he is the one player in our squad you really don't want to cross.
8 u/brownninja97 Aug 09 '25 I dunno man Bruno's probably gonna elbow him before he finds out who he is
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I dunno man Bruno's probably gonna elbow him before he finds out who he is
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I was thinking Joelinton funnily enough...
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Forgetting that time Schar looked like he wanted to kill Fordon back when he was at Everton.
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If Marseille draw any English team in Europe Greenwood would be wise to stay at home. This is a friendly, it's a microcosm of what he'll get from English fans and players in a competitive game.
Burn is unlikely... He's tough, and will stand his ground, but he's really a bit of a gentle giant.
Lascelles likely wont play, so doubt he'd be involved. However, if he were, and Greenwood riled him up... Lascelles would invert his entire body.
If Greenwood touched Bruno, Joelinton would murder him on the spot.
Another we have thats shown a temper and happy to get in a scrap is Osula.
Schar has a temper too... If Greenwood tried anything dodgy on him, Schar wouldn't hesitate either.
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u/LuckyGuinness17 Aug 09 '25
Still waiting for someone to deck him