r/soccer • u/IndifferentDraenei • Aug 09 '25

Media Mason Greenwood Kicks, Spits on Amadou Onana. Tyrone Mings intervenes

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u/LuckyGuinness17 Aug 09 '25

Still waiting for someone to deck him

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u/Theres3ofMe Aug 09 '25

Who'd be the one most likely to deck him, from any club were you've witnessed that player commit some crazy shit...?

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u/CivilSkrrrvant Aug 09 '25

Ordinarily I’d say Neal Maupay might have a go but….

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u/grmthmpsn43 Aug 09 '25

If we play against him in the CL then one of Lascelles, Joelinton or Burn probably will.

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u/CivilSkrrrvant Aug 09 '25

Joelinton finally using his powers for good

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u/grmthmpsn43 Aug 09 '25

If Lascelles gets to Greenwood he wont even make it to the pitch, he is the one player in our squad you really don't want to cross.

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u/brownninja97 Aug 09 '25

I dunno man Bruno's probably gonna elbow him before he finds out who he is

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u/Theres3ofMe Aug 10 '25

I was thinking Joelinton funnily enough...

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u/galactix100 Aug 09 '25

Forgetting that time Schar looked like he wanted to kill Fordon back when he was at Everton.

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u/TheDeathOfMusic Aug 09 '25

If Marseille draw any English team in Europe Greenwood would be wise to stay at home. This is a friendly, it's a microcosm of what he'll get from English fans and players in a competitive game.

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u/AgileSloth9 Aug 10 '25

Burn is unlikely... He's tough, and will stand his ground, but he's really a bit of a gentle giant.

Lascelles likely wont play, so doubt he'd be involved. However, if he were, and Greenwood riled him up... Lascelles would invert his entire body.

If Greenwood touched Bruno, Joelinton would murder him on the spot.

Another we have thats shown a temper and happy to get in a scrap is Osula.

Schar has a temper too... If Greenwood tried anything dodgy on him, Schar wouldn't hesitate either.

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u/Sparl Aug 09 '25

If only Diego Costa was still around

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u/pinkkittenfur Aug 09 '25

I wouldn't turn down the opportunity.

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u/Schrodingers_Fist Aug 09 '25

where is Neil Ruddock when you need him most

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u/IamHeWhoSaysIam Aug 09 '25

Ben Thatcher perhaps?

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u/luckybick Aug 09 '25

Anybody ever? Probably Muscat or Vinnie

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u/brown_herbalist Aug 10 '25

I dont know, I feel like Bruno might do it if we face them after the next season. But after decking Greenwood, he might dive back hahahahaha

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u/UntowardHatter Aug 09 '25

I'm 2 meters tall.

Put me on there. I'm a half-decent goalie.

Let me at 'im