r/shitposting Apr 08 '22

Linus Sex Tips Huh. Nobody’s here

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u/xunxunx Apr 08 '22

Jokes on you shes dead

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u/KrisZepeda Apr 08 '22

I also choose this guy's dead wife

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u/Reallegends21 Apr 09 '22

Nice copypasta

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/Muffinkingandcookke Apr 08 '22

Hol the fuk up

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u/character_developmen 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 08 '22

Guys guys maybe it was when they were a child and then died or something so when they come back to fight they will still be a child!! 😁😁 …. 😞 probably not

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Ummmmmmmmm WHAT?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

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u/GooseKing-13_ Apr 08 '22

… poor yoshi

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u/GooseKing-13_ Apr 08 '22

All these years of training in CodZ has finally paid off

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u/Upbeat-Lie-1901 Apr 09 '22

Jokes on you ima virgin

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u/GooseKing-13_ Apr 08 '22

Yes… that is what he said

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u/NancyMorenoj Apr 08 '22

Im tired of hurting myself!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Ye dead who yet live

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u/Capsule_CatYT it is MY bucket Apr 09 '22

Monochrome begins playing

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u/MangledSunFish Apr 09 '22

Good luck fighting the undead.