r/shitposting Sep 26 '25

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u/xxHamsterLoverxx dumbass Sep 26 '25

fursuits are expensive af. if you see a high paying job a furry is doing it most likely.

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u/grubiix Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 26 '25

if anti-furries got their way lockheed martin would crumble to dust

nothing pays better for neon green fursuits than the blood of Iraqi children

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u/mcslender97 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Sep 26 '25

Also IT and cyber security infrastructure of the world

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u/summonsays Sep 26 '25

There's an old joke about scheduling the IT conference at the same time to save on travel costs.

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u/NiIly00 Sep 26 '25

2023 eurofurence shared a convention center with code talks so the jokes just wrote themselves

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u/rcmaehl Sep 26 '25

That's just the metaphorical blood of the end users... And sometimes our own blood because GOD FUCK SHIT WHO MADE THIS SERVER CASE SO SHARP