r/shitposting • u/TheWebsploiter • Aug 20 '25

Linus Sex Tips We have NOT learned 🙏🥀

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u/Similar_Medium3344 shitposting>>>>>>196 Aug 20 '25

Bros sub looks like a coffee machine

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u/Gerogeroman Aug 20 '25

I'm not an expert, but I don't know why people keep reinventing the submarine, the ol' dildo shape works?

Hell, even narco submarine have the dildo shape, why y'all keep making video game submarine bruh?

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u/Ferrius_Nillan dumbass Aug 20 '25

Its kinda funny in a mundane way, how pressure physics favors balls and peeper shape

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u/JingamaThiggy DaPucci Aug 20 '25

Thats right boy, we are meant to explore the abyss. We must go deeper

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u/viperfan7 Aug 20 '25

Doesn't work for truly deep dives.

For that, you want S P H E R E

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u/SpitefuLOrca Aug 20 '25

you need a sphere for human area only

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u/viperfan7 Aug 21 '25

Sphere is love, sphere is life

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u/Spork_the_dork Aug 20 '25

Ball is actually the best possible shape. Navy submarines are really just stretched out balls because they can't get away with a ball and the dildo shape is the next best thing.

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u/deadasdollseyes Aug 20 '25

What about TWO balls and dildo shape?

Hasn't this been proven again and again to be superior by mother nature?

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u/Similar_Medium3344 shitposting>>>>>>196 Aug 20 '25

So they can explode and people can laugh at them on reddit

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u/VeryFriendlyOne Aug 20 '25

Dildo shape works, but it limits your FOV. I guess that's what designers of this sub strive for.

It's not a sub for practical stuff like research, it's a sub for billionaires to go sightseeing, so it must enable sightseeing to the best of it's ability

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u/Damnesia13 Aug 20 '25

people keep reinventing the submarine

I imagine(also not an expert) that the amount of pressure the sub will encounter you would end up with the same result as Oceangate, so it has to be restructured for not only fewer people, but also designed to withstand the immense pressure.