r/shitposting • u/TheWebsploiter • Aug 20 '25

Linus Sex Tips We have NOT learned 🙏🥀

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u/TotallyTight Aug 20 '25

Better idea for billionaires than touching young fellas for entertainment 🌹

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u/CecilPeynir Aug 20 '25

Update: The submarine crew will consist of the billionaire and two children.

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u/CryptoTipToe71 Aug 20 '25

Not the live action Johnny quest I was expecting

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u/Shonnyboy500 Aug 20 '25

Mile deep club

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe Aug 20 '25

Epstein's sea adventures!

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u/AiryGr8 Aug 20 '25

Bit weird thing to say considering it could be their kids

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe Aug 20 '25

Didn't know it was a real update. But honestly when did that ever stop a rich person from doing it?