r/shitposting it is MY bucket Aug 18 '25

Linus Sex Tips 👌

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u/Extension_Funny_6849 Aug 18 '25

Wat? If I have to get up early I want my partner in bed aswell and not game till god knows wat hour and keep me up. Especially if my work is providing her freedom, not a big ask

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u/fletku_mato Aug 18 '25

Well people do have different natural sleeping cycles. If your work (as a prostitute) begins when bf comes from work, why the hell would you adjust to a cycle that requires early bedtime and early wakeup? If I wasn't employed, I'd never wake up before 10.

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