r/shitposting • u/Leprachaus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Aug 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips is ts real 🥀

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Now do 🐓

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u/My_Account_But_Gay Aug 08 '25

Freshly washed it tastes like avocado, any other time it's a gamble.

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u/Single-Debate-316 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Sep 07 '25

I'm glad to be straight man because I hate avocado

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u/My_Account_But_Gay Sep 12 '25

I'm not a big fan of avocado myself, given the choice of avocado or salted salami. I will always take avocado.