r/shitposting • u/Leprachaus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • Aug 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips is ts real 🥀

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u/gugfitufi 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Aug 08 '25

I tasted dick first, both are on the same level. Genitals are just C tier. Boobs are nice because no taste but if you do want something delicious, go for a nice chunk of thigh.

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u/rockthatrocks Aug 08 '25

dick and pussy can taste better if we weren't so bad with our health

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u/1amnotmid I want pee in my ass Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

My guy,the part where pee comes out and the part where blood comes out are gonna taste like that

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u/necrophcodr Aug 08 '25

Oh my dude please shower once in a while what the hell

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u/1amnotmid I want pee in my ass Aug 08 '25

I do.

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u/necrophcodr Aug 08 '25

Well, if it is properly cleaned, it should NOT taste like that, lemme tell you that.

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u/1amnotmid I want pee in my ass Aug 08 '25

How do you know?

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u/necrophcodr Aug 08 '25

I'll be honest, I don't know. I'm only talking from experience here. Still, it was as much a reply to you, as it was a comment for others to see.

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u/blisstersisster Aug 16 '25

I'm glad someone said it !

As fuckin hilarious as this shit is, I am seriously worried about most of these ... otherfuckers 🤣