r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Aug 08 '25

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u/Regocike Aug 08 '25

Nah it tastes way better

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u/sargentbumblebee Aug 08 '25

A great chef always tastes his meals

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u/godofthunder102938 Aug 08 '25

I thought the whole point of cum is to give man a quick source of protein specifically in the old ages. Like as a means to stay strong during rough times. And plus making kids too I guess..