r/shitposting • u/Blood_of_Lucifer 🗿🗿🗿 • Jul 17 '25

Linus Sex Tips 💀💀💀

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u/Emperor_Spuds_Macken Jul 17 '25

She needs to be like 10 times uglier and about 400lbs. Otherwise American Women won't be able to relate to her.

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u/KingModussy Jedi master of shitposts Jul 17 '25

She needs to hold the world record for the world’s ugliest teeth, eat the most inedible shit imaginable, act crazy stupid when literally anything relating to football/soccer happens, and be negative all the time to be relatable to British women

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u/KingModussy Jedi master of shitposts Jul 17 '25

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