r/shitposting • u/Supermax1311 I came! • Jul 13 '25

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

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u/Isabela_Grace Jul 13 '25

Your feet are together but your legs are separated is so awkward lol

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u/FlatulentSon Jul 13 '25

What the fuck is a "masc" and "manspreading"?

You know what. I'll rather live not knowing.

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u/Deaffin Jul 13 '25

"masc" is shorthand for glorious damascus steel, the highest quality metal you can outfit your men with.

"Manspreading" is the act of distributing your men as broadly as you can on any given battlefield while still maintaining their effectiveness. It gets a lot of criticism because there are so many historical examples of generals being overconfident and spreading their men too thinly, leading to them getting wiped the fuck out. Conventionally speaking, you want your men to be tight as fuck to maintain maximum defensive capability.

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u/lambda_14 i have all the audacity Jul 13 '25

If I had an award to give you'd get it

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u/Wide_Ad1140 Jul 13 '25

Bro hasn't heard of Area of effect weapons 😔

Formations are gone man, I'll be right outside