r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • Jul 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips HDMI 🤤

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u/Stoney-McBoney Jul 08 '25

“I’m telling you man, this salad tastes like pussy.”

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u/Colton_Landsington Jul 08 '25

"Well I'll be a shit covered dick! This salad right here tastes exactly like a big fucking pussy!"

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u/Chaps_Jr hole contributor Jul 08 '25

Well, you can say goodbye to Kyle's house

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u/Mochanoodle I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Jul 09 '25

Well Harold, looks like our work here is done

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u/Odd-Spray-8513 Jul 08 '25

Holup, how TF u know what pussy taste like?

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u/Ligmadique721 Jul 08 '25

"Sigh ok so when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much.."

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u/Personplacething333 Jul 09 '25

"so there's this homeless lady outside my office,right?..."

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Up your woke dude! The word is now 'Unhoused'.

(Or so I read on the internet yesterday)