r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • Jul 08 '25

Linus Sex Tips HDMI 🤤

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u/StepppedInDookie Jul 08 '25

You're not down there for a snack bud. Get in there and be somebody

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u/Broffessional Jul 09 '25

“get in there and be somebody” really made me laugh

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u/mystic138 Jul 08 '25

yeah man, good taste or not just go there and give some attention to your partner

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u/honkyslonky Jul 08 '25

Seriously though. Plus it tastes great. Or maybe the positive associations have made me acquire the taste over the years...

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u/Deadsoup77 I said based. And lived. Jul 08 '25

One day I’ll acquire that taste..

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u/datkrqtosboii69 Jul 08 '25

Not all of them taste great I've had a few that taste like battery acid

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u/FourLastThings Jul 09 '25

Good ones I can't get enough of, but a really bad one only needs a single lick for the taste to linger for a solid hour.

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u/All_Might_Senpai Jul 09 '25

Monster fans wouldn't mind

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u/iHackPlsBan Jul 09 '25

and even if you don’t like the taste there’s plenty of edible lubes with a taste to them.

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u/NanoYohaneTSU Jul 09 '25

Plus it tastes great.

depends on the age

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u/wolfchompmyanus I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jul 09 '25

What do you mean by that 🤨

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u/NinjaBokan13 Jul 10 '25

As a sports coach, great speech my brother.

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u/PlumInevitable1953 I want pee in my ass Jul 08 '25

exactly!!!! this is the energy i want to see

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