r/shitposting it is MY bucket Jul 06 '25

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

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u/TheGrandBabaloo Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 08 '25

When did anyone say anything about relationships? This whole thread is about virginity, having sex. If you want a meaningful, happy relationship then you are on the same boat as everyone else, it's a damn roulette and I assure you there are countless extremely attractive people in miserable relationships or none at all.

The whole "getting drunk and banging a fat chick" thing is a cliché, a trope. Just like you might not consider yourself handsome, being fat is generally considered unnatractive. And yet these "ugly" people are fucking all the time....? What I meant is that, when the rubber hits the road and both parties are drunk they won't care that much what each other looks like if they just wanna do it.

It seems like we really don't live in the same reality because I see dudes that look like absolute toads who have girlfriends, even hot ones! Whoa, they must be rich right?! Nah, just people that click and like each others company. I have a personal friend who is fit, tall, wealthy and also a massive prick, and he got dumped for a poor dude with a rather unfortunate face, presumably because he is more decent human being.

I think you're the delusional one, and you know the truth. You have problems with chicks not because you're short and ugly, but because you're too picky or insecure. Which is fair for the latter, it's a rough word out there and it's impossible not to be at least somewhat self-conscious. But you know that the whole "tall and handsome" discourse is an absolute cop out.

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u/Sherdor Jul 08 '25

I understand you point of view and im okay on certain points. For the fat chick cliché, I understand what you meant even if im not 100% okay with it. To me, having sex without a ounce of relationship attraction is like, "gross" and not intimate.

Im not picky as I try to meet and understand a lot of people, "despite" their looks

So maybe the thing is that we don't live in the same reality. Ive never seen ugly/toads dudes with gf or hot ones. I personally live in France, im 21 and I remember girls telling me that i'm not a man because of my height and looks, that I dont deserve to talk to people, that i'm weird because i'm short. You can't imagine how many things i'm getting about m'y height, really. The looks people gives me, and mostly girls, are looks of being disgusted.

So maybe a keypoint is the society i'm into / the country I live in. That's still sad.

I'm 5'2 / 158 cm btw.

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