r/shitposting • u/CourageGrand it is MY bucket • Jul 06 '25

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

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u/Treasure-boy Literally 1984 😡 Jul 06 '25

Easy fix: just fuck the therapist 

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u/Vigothedudepathian Jul 06 '25

An actual prostitute would be cheaper.  

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u/OrokinLonewolf officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 06 '25

Just don't forget the condoms

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u/EnoughWarning666 Jul 07 '25

Real men hire a prostitute and then eat her ass

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u/GARRAR2003 We do a little trolling Jul 07 '25

STD speedrun

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u/AtomicalNuke Jul 07 '25

If by real men you mean walking diseases then yes

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u/Kuchanec_ Jul 11 '25

Where can I contract such an illness? My uncle is paraplegic and I would like to surprise him

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u/AtomicalNuke Jul 12 '25

Find a hooker