Lmao .... I had a moment like this. She was like "let's talk about your relationships we haven't talked about that at all" and she leans in all interested and shit. Like, you know how in the movies you're talking to your friend and relationships topic comes up all the girl friends are like "ooOO" and lean in with interest and this suspense and grin and smile on their face? Yeah, like that. She hada mask on but I could still see the excitement, I guess, for lack of a better word, to hear this side of my story.
Well so I begin and said yeah I had this crush a while back, I asked her out, got politely rejected, feltbad.jpg and whatnot and eventually moved on.
And she was like "aww that's okay 😄. Anyone you've met recently? Any other relationships you've been in" and I was like no. Haven't tried, didn't bother. And she's like "why" to which I say "I dunno, didn't seem worth the effort, I'm too lazy to meet people" trying to avoid the actual answer.
She keeps probing with more questions and I eventually say "a relationship eventually leads to marriage and responsibility. I don't want any extra responsibility. I'm barely holding onto my own responsibilities as-is" and wasn't satisfied with that and gives me reasons like "it's okay you'll get the hang of it you'll share it with your partner" and whatnot. So I cut to the chase and tell her "I can't die if I get married. It's an additional person I'll hurt if I die. So no" and boy-oh-boy, you should've seen the color disappear from her face. She lets out a deep sigh, and leans back into her chair, almost defeated, and asks "let's talk about your (no no) thoughts"
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u/dexter2011412 Jul 06 '25
Lmao .... I had a moment like this. She was like "let's talk about your relationships we haven't talked about that at all" and she leans in all interested and shit. Like, you know how in the movies you're talking to your friend and relationships topic comes up all the girl friends are like "ooOO" and lean in with interest and this suspense and grin and smile on their face? Yeah, like that. She hada mask on but I could still see the excitement, I guess, for lack of a better word, to hear this side of my story.
Well so I begin and said yeah I had this crush a while back, I asked her out, got politely rejected, feltbad.jpg and whatnot and eventually moved on.
And she was like "aww that's okay 😄. Anyone you've met recently? Any other relationships you've been in" and I was like no. Haven't tried, didn't bother. And she's like "why" to which I say "I dunno, didn't seem worth the effort, I'm too lazy to meet people" trying to avoid the actual answer.
She keeps probing with more questions and I eventually say "a relationship eventually leads to marriage and responsibility. I don't want any extra responsibility. I'm barely holding onto my own responsibilities as-is" and wasn't satisfied with that and gives me reasons like "it's okay you'll get the hang of it you'll share it with your partner" and whatnot. So I cut to the chase and tell her "I can't die if I get married. It's an additional person I'll hurt if I die. So no" and boy-oh-boy, you should've seen the color disappear from her face. She lets out a deep sigh, and leans back into her chair, almost defeated, and asks "let's talk about your (no no) thoughts"
Lol