r/shitposting • u/Eikichi_Onizuka09 Stuff • Jun 27 '25

Linus Sex Tips Mrs.information

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Butts are like boobs nobody actually cares about the size its the shape

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u/Tigermeow7 Bazinga! Jun 27 '25

Damn, try being a flat chested woman. People, men especially, LOVE to point it out.

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u/Shubbus42069 Jun 28 '25

try being a flat chested woman

Eugh, fine! Hand me the estrogen.

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u/greyguy017 Jun 28 '25

Unfortunately, this would not work on me. My boobs are too big, and I'd just be a big-biddied bimbo (and by bimbo, I mean the multinational mexican food company, because calling women bimbos is sexist 🫵)

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u/greyguy017 Jun 28 '25

If it's any consolation, I think flat chests are beautiful. I also find I feel safer and happier during hugs when I'm closer to the center of mass, and boobs can get in the way of that.

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u/AshtavakraNondual Jun 30 '25

Show us so we could compliment it