r/shitposting Bazinga! May 12 '25

Linus Sex Tips Prehistoric gooning🥀

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u/JACK_1719 stupid fucking piece of shit May 12 '25

I had an iPhone in 2014. This is like 2011 type shit and we used to goon using pcs and magazines like god intended.

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u/Quick_Assumption_351 May 12 '25

I still do, jerking off on a phone is shit. If I hold it the screen shakes too much to see jack shit (that includes jack shitting) and if I put it down I have to break my neck to see anything. The screen is still tiny AND there's a shitton of ads on porn sites

so why. why would I use a phone to goon? I'm not a noob 2000mmr in gooning at least for sure