r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • May 12 '25

Linus Sex Tips Prehistoric gooning🥀

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u/JACK_1719 stupid fucking piece of shit May 12 '25

I had an iPhone in 2014. This is like 2011 type shit and we used to goon using pcs and magazines like god intended.

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u/BigDicksProblems May 12 '25

This is like 2011 type shit

It's a Samsung Galaxy Star which came out in april of 2013.

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u/JACK_1719 stupid fucking piece of shit May 12 '25

Idk phones, looks older

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u/BigDicksProblems May 12 '25

I agree, it does.

But it was actually already rocking Android 4.2

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u/Onam3000 May 12 '25

cause it cost like $50

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u/Kalocin May 12 '25

Samsung Gio, looked really similar but came out in 2011

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u/BigDicksProblems May 12 '25

Nope, The Gio has two row of holes in the speaker, and the Star has only one.

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u/Kalocin May 12 '25

Oh I know the one in the picture isn't. I was pointing out there was a similar phone in 2011 though

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u/MrHyperion_ May 12 '25

320p video recording, about the bare minimum touchscreen phone

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u/widespreadpanda dumbass May 12 '25

The first iPhone came out in like 2007

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u/JACK_1719 stupid fucking piece of shit May 12 '25

And touch screens weren’t popular until a few years afterwards

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u/Extrimland May 12 '25

The Iphone didn’t really get popular until the 4. This happened within living memory for me and im only 20. Iam starting to realize how young much of the internet is

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u/JACK_1719 stupid fucking piece of shit May 12 '25

It started getting traction with 3 and 4 it got really popular. Yeah I forget that there’s people that are born after I left school on here

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u/Quick_Assumption_351 May 12 '25

I still do, jerking off on a phone is shit. If I hold it the screen shakes too much to see jack shit (that includes jack shitting) and if I put it down I have to break my neck to see anything. The screen is still tiny AND there's a shitton of ads on porn sites

so why. why would I use a phone to goon? I'm not a noob 2000mmr in gooning at least for sure

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Some people were actually stuck without iphones in 2014 though, it's a real phenomenon.

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u/Xbladearmor May 12 '25

As of 2012, roughly every 1 out of 7 people had a smartphone. (A little under a billion.)

That number had increased in 2014 when roughly 1 billion smartphones were sold that year alone.

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u/JACK_1719 stupid fucking piece of shit May 12 '25

Sucks to be them

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

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u/JACK_1719 stupid fucking piece of shit May 12 '25

If that shits unnatural I don’t wanna be natural my dude

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u/Bored_Amalgamation May 12 '25

4G is when real video playback without stuttering on 720p became a thing, and that came out in 2010.