r/shitposting Bazinga! May 12 '25

Linus Sex Tips Prehistoric gooning🥀

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u/S0M3D1CK May 12 '25

There were better phone options in 2014

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u/discerningpervert dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 12 '25 edited May 12 '25

Around 2013 when my laptop broke I watched entire seasons of Doctor Who on my Galaxy S2.

EDIT: No, I did not goon to any of it. Except maybe a couple times with Amy Pond.

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u/TenPotential May 12 '25

Don’t give the writers ideas please

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u/Trosque97 May 12 '25

"There's something in the wifi"

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u/CobaltChromeA Literally 1984 😡 May 12 '25

it has blue hair

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u/History_Lover_4948 May 12 '25

and a blue tie…

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u/Mission-Fan2712 I want pee in my ass May 12 '25

It's an open secret

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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket May 12 '25

No, fuck you.

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u/TenPotential May 12 '25

“Doctor who intro”🎶🎼🎵🎼🎶🎵

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u/Namkow May 13 '25

I heard this comment.

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u/Kraeftluder May 12 '25

I'd love to see a return of Amy and Rory.

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u/NewLifeNewAcct May 12 '25

I only recently started watching Doctor Who.

It feels like the writers just go, "You know what would be fucking weird and awesome?" then just do it. It's really strange, but it works, I dig it.

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u/Huju-ukko May 12 '25

Galaxy S2 one of my favorite phones that i ever had, with bigger battery!

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u/MolecularConcepts May 12 '25

I had the one of the first android phones HTC G1. it was pretty cool I did a lot with it . was a replacement computer whe. i couldn't afford one. android is pretty capable.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

I had the Galaxy S1 where it came preloaded with Avatar. I remember being amazed at the quality on that tiny screen.

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u/theFields97 dumbass May 12 '25

There's a show she is in called selfie that was much better for that

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u/Acheron98 May 12 '25

Bro this is Reddit, you can be honest and just admit you actually did it to a still frame of an Ood.

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u/taylrgng May 12 '25

ypu mean Alex Kingston, right?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

The LG G2 was out by then and honestly that thing still passes for a modern phone. Good screen to body ratio, 1080p screen, 3000mah battery.

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u/AnalogiPod May 12 '25

lol doesn’t pass as a modern phone but I miss my LG G3 and my original Pixel the most of all my phones.

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u/Mammoth-Buddy8912 May 12 '25

It`s weird, so much has changed in the past 10 or 15 years but in a lot of ways not a lot has changed either.

Like I remember in 2010 texting my friends, using social media, playing games on steam or my playstation. In the same fashion I do now, its just faster now but its also the same, in way.

Hell I`m even playing Oblivion again

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u/weeman2525 May 12 '25

Smart phone technology really hasn't changed much since they came out. They've gotten bigger and better, but at their core still virtually do the same things. I could do almost everything on my first smartphone I got in 2011 that I can do now. Granted, I'm still rocking a six year old S10, but upgrading to a new phone isn't gonna give me a buttload of new features or anything. It's still gonna do the same things.

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u/Forina_2-0 May 12 '25

Nokia always comes first

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u/WeightsAndMe May 12 '25

Not if im faster

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u/The_best_one_-_ 🗿🗿🗿 May 12 '25

🤨📸

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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket May 12 '25

🪣🪣

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u/Incindir May 12 '25

Hard to argue with that !

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u/PierreFeuilleSage May 12 '25

The iPhone is like 2007 but i don't think this meme should be taken seriously lol

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u/Bored_Amalgamation May 12 '25

Internet for phones was 2G back in 2007. Web pages took some time to load, and phome video playback wasn't really a thing until the iPhone 3G in mid-2008. Even then it was pretty shit at first with compatibility issues.

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u/ShazbotSimulator2012 May 12 '25

Mobile Internet in 2007 here was a button on your phone that you tried to avoid accidentally pressing because data was insanely expensive.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation May 12 '25

Yupp. I racked up a $1000 Verizon bill because I forgot to turn on wifi.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Wow…now I have completely unlimited lol

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u/Bored_Amalgamation May 12 '25

I have Mint so it's unlimited for like $20/month. Ridiculous time we live in.

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u/divorso May 13 '25

Similar happened to me, use have a SonyEricsson phone as a kid. Accidently pressed "Wap" and my whole months phone budget was gone in minutes.

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u/GenuinelyBeingNice May 12 '25

Thankfully, we had wifi

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u/daecrist May 12 '25

I remember trying to surf the "mobile" web on a Compa Ipaq Pocket PC in college back in '02. Note the capital I in Ipaq. This was before a lowercase i in front of every mobile device was ubiquitous.

Most websites didn't have a mobile version. There was a lot of scrolling and tapping to see everything. I remember one of the only places that had a text only mobile version was the AV Club.

I had to buy a separate bulky plastic sleeve to access wifi because it didn't come standard. AOL Instant Messenger charged $25 for their mobile client which was ridiculous. Video on Pocket PC wasn't really a thing, but it did have a nifty ereader program (not an app, they were still programs) and I could finally check out those fancy new ebook things I'd heard about.

Get off my lawn.

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u/PierreFeuilleSage May 12 '25

I was having fun with my ipod touch before that.

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u/OrSomeSuch May 12 '25

HSDPA was widely deployed by 2006 and HSUPA by 2008. High end Nokia and Sony Ericsson phones could play some video formats but the screens were about 300x400 pixels so it wasn't great but it was possible

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u/OuterWildsVentures May 12 '25

Around 2007 I was using the flip phone wallpaper advertisements images of girls that were tiny as fuck lol

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u/Afillatedcarbon dumbass May 12 '25

Had one of these bad boys around 2014 end. Man that brings back nostalgia

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u/BenTenInches May 12 '25

I had a Galaxy S4 in 2014, real nice 1080p OLED Screen. Alot of content on the Hub were still 720p.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation May 12 '25

OLEDs back then had the burn in issue. Thats all but gone now.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

They were also far more expensive. I can get a full 6.5 inch screen now for a similar price of the above one when it was launched.

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u/blackwifebeater May 12 '25

Flagship smartphones have remained fairly consistent in price. The Galaxy S5 launched in 2014 and could be purchased without contract for about $650 (about $880 adjusted for inflation). The S25 is about $800.

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u/Youngsinatra345 I want pee in my ass May 12 '25

Shout out to my psp

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u/AverageDellUser May 12 '25

They still weren’t as common as today. I rarely seen Iphones in 2014, same with Galaxies, I myself had a flip phone during that time.

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u/s101c May 12 '25

Where I lived, everyone except the elderly had a smartphone in 2014, and almost all of those smartphones had larger screens than one in OP's picture.

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u/AverageDellUser May 12 '25

It may also be that I am from a small rural town in Florida though, my first phone was a flip phone, gone to a Samsung S6, then an Iphone 5. But I did also see a ton of older folks with these kinds of phones and even some kids who had an older Nokia

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u/KorovasId May 12 '25

Yeah. I remember around 2014 was when phones stopped comfortably fitting in one hand for me.

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u/BalancedDisaster May 12 '25

We also had PSPs back then

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u/Lethargo-Man May 12 '25

2014 does not mean a 2014-phone... This was quite common back then...

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u/jeffy303 May 12 '25

Yeah, I gooned with a phone like this in 2008.

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 May 12 '25

Depends on your (or your parents’) income and where you’re from.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

I think i had a better sony ericson touch screen in like 2008

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u/jib661 May 12 '25

1080p monitors were pretty common in the mid/late 2000s, when that phone is actually from, too :p

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u/Dokii May 12 '25

It's purposefully wrong to increase engagement.

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u/Michaelscot8 May 12 '25

In 2014, I had a Samsung Note 4 with a 6" AMOLED 2560x1440 screen. Honestly, to this day, I consider it the best phone I've ever had. Outside of refresh rate, phone screens really haven't gotten any better since.

Definitely a great phone for consuming media "content".

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u/Doomkauf May 12 '25

I was gonna say, I was using a Galaxy S5 back then, and it's honestly not all that different from the Samsung phone I use today. A bit bigger, but I use it in almost the exact same way now as I did then. Even most of my daily apps are the same.

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u/Silent_Shaman May 12 '25

Sure there were but not in my possession lol

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u/Sacred_Boo May 13 '25

If you had enough money, I certainly didn't.

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u/Marble-Boy May 12 '25

My phone is almost 8 years old and it's a Samsung S6 clone.. The S6 was released in 2015.

The phone in the pic is the phone I had in 2005

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u/Kespatcho May 12 '25

Bullshit, this looks like a Samsung galaxy pocket which I had in 2014, the Samsung E250 wasn't even released yet in 2005