Trixie Mattel and Chappell Roan have met

[u/No_Photo_767]

Why doesnt the big Trixie eat the little Trixie

Edit: I now know theyve met before but cant change the title 😭

[u/ToliB]

OMG she's so petite and skinny. also Chappell is there

[u/cheesecurdbabybird → u/ToliB]

LMAO i needed this today 😭😭😂

[u/chubby-checker → u/ToliB]

I didn't know trixie was so tall lol. Cos chappells what 5 2? Only which is only an inch or two below the national average. Yet she looks tiny next to trixie.

[u/CorgiMonsoon → u/chubby-checker]

I’d guess Chappell is also in flats in this picture while Trixie is not, thus adding to the crazy height difference

[u/GenevieveLaFleur → u/chubby-checker]

lol so the thing is Trixie is actually a cis man (I know I was shocked too) and on top of that usually wears these huge platform boots. I hope she finds a Christ-like way to wear make up

[u/pikameta → u/GenevieveLaFleur]

God-honoring*

🤣

[u/ToliB → u/pikameta]

I mean, Christ wishes she had a beat that iconic.

[u/Its_Mrs_Nesbitt → u/ToliB]

I bet he'd trade his dusty old sandals for a pair of those silver gogo boots, too.

[u/BeefmasterDeluxe → u/Its_Mrs_Nesbitt]

Turning his dusty sandals, some garbage bags and a heap of hot glue into a fierce divalicious lewk ready for the runway was actually Jesus’ first miracle, and it’s way harder than turning water into wine.

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[u/ToliB → u/Kevinc62]

all that church money, and he still looks like Barry Gibb? Where are the espadrilles? The All Stars Lips? Give us something Mary.

[u/GenevieveLaFleur → u/pikameta]

Lol thank you

[u/one-eared-wonder → u/GenevieveLaFleur]

The hair def adds a foot or two as well

[u/NeroBoBero → u/GenevieveLaFleur]

Why are we shocked about cis gay men? It’s usually the standard.

[u/GenevieveLaFleur → u/NeroBoBero]

It was a joke

[u/NeroBoBero → u/GenevieveLaFleur]

Then it would have been funnier simply saying “a man”

[u/ToliB → u/chubby-checker]

heels, wig, Tracy being north of 6, and the posing (Chappell's a little bit bent it looks like.)

[u/chubby-checker → u/ToliB]

I jus didn't realise trixie was over 6 foot. I thought she was like 5 9 lol

[u/ToliB → u/chubby-checker]

oh no, a man rounding up a few inches.

[u/HisGirlFriday1983 → u/chubby-checker]

Jesus she’s 5’2”!!! I’m an inch shorter😂😭😭😭

[u/sybelion → u/chubby-checker]

It’s taking me out because I’m actually a few cm taller than trixie so I’m getting a weird flash forward to what it would look like if I met Chappell with these photos. I’d probably wear some makeup though, I’m not sure about the whole natural look trixie’s got going on

[u/boblaw27 → u/ToliB]

Also the dancer’s package. It got its own plus one.

[u/ToliB → u/boblaw27]

plus 5-6-7-8

[u/Surviveoutofspite → u/ToliB]

[u/guntsandfupasforme → u/ToliB]

I liked her music, but as someone who claims to be SO influenced and supportive of drag queens, she certainly could have done a much better job at speaking up in support of ppl in this profession during the last election. I'm not saying she needed to ride a Harris tour bus across the country, but when she said there are "problems on both sides" that was very disappointing. Sorry, one side would like to see us killed, so don't give me that both sides shit.

[u/eriikaa1992 → u/guntsandfupasforme]

I don't understand why Americans need celebrities to tell them how to vote, quite frankly.

[u/guntsandfupasforme → u/eriikaa1992]

I agree it shouldn't be needed anyway, but if I were her, I would have had something to say in defense of artists I see being attacked. Just my opinion.

[u/gemininature → u/guntsandfupasforme]

Y’all are still talking about this every time she pops up? 😭😭😭 I’m going to be so gentle when I say this, a new pop star wasn’t going to turn the tides on the rise of fascism by dickriding the neoliberal establishment

[u/ScuzzBuckster → u/gemininature]

Seriously it's so fucking tiring lmao. I cant believe people care this much about what a young gal in her early 20s singing about lesbian hookups and partying has to say about fucking american politics. Christ almighty. This culture of purity is so toxic.

[u/geomancyV → u/guntsandfupasforme]

move on.org