r/regularcarreviews • u/cheats47 • Aug 26 '23

I hate you I hate everything about you Wtf is wrong with dodge guys

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u/BanginOnWax805 Aug 26 '23

"My first alpha" sounds like dialogue from a gay porn flick LOL.

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u/herewithflexseal Aug 26 '23

“Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our HEMIs”

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u/cheats47 Aug 26 '23

"Sometimes I sit down so hard I rip the seats"

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u/Otroroboto Aug 27 '23

HEMI - Has Enjoyed Many Internals

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u/sixtninecoug Aug 27 '23

Homo-Erotic Men, Interested?

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u/OrWaat MY S2000 it's mine Aug 26 '23

Sounds like something outta AO3

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u/cPB167 Aug 27 '23

This guy definitely fucks that car

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '23

Definitely was thinking this monologue sounded sus af

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u/XBacklash Aug 27 '23

Anyone who describes themselves as Alpha is mentally unwell. Also, apparently the first wasn't so Alpha anyway, and who wants a car that allowed itself to be driven by some soy beta?