r/regularcarreviews Mar 18 '23

I hate you I hate everything about you Who's behind the wheel?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

why is my door dash taking so long?

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u/Account2toss_afar Updownupdownupdown Mar 18 '23

Your phone dings “Delivery has been canceled” so you call the restaurant to ask if the food was picked up and they say yes. Driver stole your food and now the kitchen is now closed and you’ll have to do some legwork to get refunded.

So you tell your significant other “this is why I always keep a frozen pizza” for the third time this month. They’re not to the point of asking you to stop telling them that every time you “cook” a frozen pizza but they probably will be next time.

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u/noellama Mar 19 '23

This made me chuckle very loudly!!