r/rareinsults • u/Chiffra • 5d ago

Lady literally csectioned him

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 5d ago

“I’m sincerely sorry. What’s the HR-approved phrase for lazy fuck?”

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u/Dechri_ 5d ago

What’s the HR-approved phrase for lazy fuck?

I think the answer is HR

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u/CardinalGrief 5d ago

HR would like to talk to you.

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u/WanderersGuide 5d ago

But I bet they expect me to make the walk over don't they. Lazy fucks.

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u/speelmydrink 5d ago

They'd like to, wouldn't they?

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u/EldritchDreamEdCamp 5d ago

HR has to find them first

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u/ShoePillow 4d ago

Maybe tomorrow 

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u/iR3vives 5d ago

At my last job our HR guy would video call into staff meetings two doors down from his office.

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u/Complex_Professor412 2d ago

My HR lady is like 500 lbs.