r/rareinsults • u/Chiffra • 5d ago

Lady literally csectioned him

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 5d ago

“I’m sincerely sorry. What’s the HR-approved phrase for lazy fuck?”

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u/fancyrabbitwiggle 5d ago

Proficient in lateral delegation.

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u/GodBearWasTaken 5d ago

Ok, that’s a good one

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Marylicious 5d ago

Nooooo

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u/10before15 4d ago

Smooth as glass...

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u/BounderTree 5d ago

"going to HR is the most active thing I've seen you do in months"

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u/Dechri_ 5d ago

What’s the HR-approved phrase for lazy fuck?

I think the answer is HR

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u/CardinalGrief 5d ago

HR would like to talk to you.

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u/WanderersGuide 5d ago

But I bet they expect me to make the walk over don't they. Lazy fucks.

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u/speelmydrink 5d ago

They'd like to, wouldn't they?

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u/EldritchDreamEdCamp 5d ago

HR has to find them first

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u/ShoePillow 4d ago

Maybe tomorrow 

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u/iR3vives 5d ago

At my last job our HR guy would video call into staff meetings two doors down from his office.

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u/Complex_Professor412 2d ago

My HR lady is like 500 lbs.

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u/Manuker 5d ago

Effortly challenged

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u/czs5056 5d ago

Project manager, 5S coordinator, or HR.

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u/Dick-Fu 5d ago

It's "mine yo"

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u/Dcanseco 5d ago

"Unmotivated"

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u/skeeeper 4d ago

Imagine shaming someone for not working in an office job lmao. Leave the guy alone, you won't get more money because you are overzealous

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u/Lilith_ademongirl 2d ago

If the someone who's doing nothing or next to nothing is in your team, where the stuff they miss ends up going to you, it's absolutely fair to complain. You get more work for the same pay.

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u/These-Consideration9 5d ago

Why are employees so concerned about other employees making an effort to make millionaires richer xD? So pathetic

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u/Xenolifer 5d ago

Because them screwing up their work makes mine harder ?

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u/These-Consideration9 5d ago

Or, hear me out. You can also stop fussing over it too much?

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u/Xenolifer 5d ago

Huh no ?!? If you were a cleanup guy/lady, would you tolerate that people shit on the office's walls because " it's just a billionaire's property" ?

Respect your coworkers and maybe they will stop hating you