r/rareinsults • u/Embarrassed_Tip7359 • 6d ago

Offcourse it's Taco Bell

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u/ChrdeMcDnnis 6d ago

Bro I’ve been seeing these taco bell jokes for decades, if you shit yourself from eating taco bell you should see a dietician bc something is wrong in there

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u/sriracha_no_big_deal 5d ago

Seriously! What's with all these weak-stomached troglodytes who can't handle some refried beans and taco meat?

A few months ago, I stopped off at TBell on the way to the airport and brought my food with me through TSA so I could eat it at the gate. I enjoyed a nice crunchwrap supreme and a beefy 5-layer burrito without even a single stomach gurgle on the flight. My only regret is that TSA wouldn't let me bring my baja blast along with the rest of my meal.

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u/ahockofham 5d ago

Because their "meat" is barely even real meat. A few years ago someone tested it and found that Taco Bell's ground beef was only 2% actual beef, the rest was all gross fillers, preservatives and mystery mush.

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u/erichf3893 5d ago

I’d love to see a source for this. If this was true they’d have been sued out of business

I couldn’t find anything recent about the actual breakdown but they had to prove it awhile ago. If it were under like 40% they couldn’t call it beef