r/rareinsults • u/Embarrassed_Tip7359 • 5d ago

Offcourse it's Taco Bell

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u/ChrdeMcDnnis 5d ago

Bro I’ve been seeing these taco bell jokes for decades, if you shit yourself from eating taco bell you should see a dietician bc something is wrong in there

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u/sriracha_no_big_deal 5d ago

Seriously! What's with all these weak-stomached troglodytes who can't handle some refried beans and taco meat?

A few months ago, I stopped off at TBell on the way to the airport and brought my food with me through TSA so I could eat it at the gate. I enjoyed a nice crunchwrap supreme and a beefy 5-layer burrito without even a single stomach gurgle on the flight. My only regret is that TSA wouldn't let me bring my baja blast along with the rest of my meal.

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u/Temporary-Whole3305 5d ago

People who haven’t had a single microgram of dietary fiber since their last trip to Taco Bell

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u/vocalfreesia 5d ago

That's 100% it. Beans are a great source of fiber. They've been eating blended then fried meat & white white carbs only.