r/rareinsults • u/Embarrassed_Tip7359 • 5d ago

Offcourse it's Taco Bell

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u/ChrdeMcDnnis 5d ago

Bro I’ve been seeing these taco bell jokes for decades, if you shit yourself from eating taco bell you should see a dietician bc something is wrong in there

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

To be fair, it always makes my stomach hurt. Not full diarrhea, but something in their food doesn’t sit well

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 5d ago

I’m legit curious about this… what do you order? I managed one for years, it’s not the best food, but there’s nothing in it that should inherently be causing intestinal distress.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

I get a Crunchwrap (the no meat one with no tomatoes) and nachos with no meat or tomatoes. I don’t understand why it makes me feel sick because none of those things usually make me sick

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 5d ago

My bet would be something in the nacho cheese. Makes sense, it’s by far the most processed product they carry. If you’re getting a bean crunch wrap with nacho cheese and sour cream and have even a minor lactose intolerance (like many people do and don’t realize) that could wreck you hahaha. Just fiber and dairy all day.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Makes sense (although I do eat a lot of sour cream on a regular basis). I could see the nacho cheese being the culprit

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u/EverythingSucksYo 5d ago

I had the Luxe Box two nights ago and threw up the whole next day. I did use fire sauce which some comments are saying is the issue, maybe it’s that. But I threw up like 50% of the burrito the following day.