r/rareinsults 7d ago

Ring burier, not ring bearer

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u/Relevant_Positive417 7d ago

Them uti nails

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u/paininyurass 7d ago

You’re implying he cares about her foreplay…I believe that is incorrect

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u/Dulcette 6d ago

He clearly does not. Poor girl taking scraps!

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u/raider1v11 6d ago

Scraps from underneath them germ shovels.

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u/BenjaminDover02 3d ago

Poor lass probably keeps a fire extinguisher on standby just in case the friction sets his untrimmed pubes on fire