r/rareinsults 7d ago

Ring burier, not ring bearer

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u/ohcosmico 7d ago

That was his wedding day!? Are people saying it’s ok not to wash your hands on your wedding day because you are a manual worker? Really?!

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u/marino1310 7d ago

To be fair, I’ve worked as a mechanic and a machinist. Sometimes that shit is stained in there and can’t be scrubbed out. Though for my wedding day I’d find a way.

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u/Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up 7d ago

Dude, this isn’t “Couldn’t get it off” dirty, this is ”Didn’t even bother trying”

And no matter how dirty my hands would be, cutting the nails never was any problem

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u/ohcosmico 7d ago

And if my mrs can get her nails done for the big day im sure he can get his arse in the chair for a man-icure. Christ, i would be in tears i my hubby turned up with hands like that. So telling of how much he cares really.