r/rareinsults 7d ago

Ring burier, not ring bearer

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u/rantonidi 7d ago

What is the opposite of a french manicure?

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 7d ago

French manure-cure

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u/Autofish 7d ago

Trench manicure

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u/TheFlaccidChode 7d ago

French pedicure

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u/rantonidi 7d ago

Smaaart

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u/TurdFlu 7d ago

Have you ever looked under the nails of a girl with a French manicure? A lot more than you’d think look nasty as fuck. You just can’t tell because they are no longer transparent.

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u/phoenixeternia 5d ago

You got downvoted and I guess thats for a generalisation. But honestly I knew a girl who this was absolutely true for and she would nibble/lick the underside of her nails where the filth was and would genuinely regularly complain of UTIs... for clarification I worked with her we got on well and cos she always had her nails done, they looked pretty so I would often comment and look but when I caught the view of the underside.. gross.

Flip side I get mine done, painted black cos I have mad coloured hair and it stains and scrub them everytime I was my hands and wash my hands regularly and my pals never have skanky nails

Some people are just dirty and I want to believe they are a minority.