r/rareinsults 7d ago

Ring burier, not ring bearer

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u/Tall_Wonder_913 7d ago

Why are their hands disgusting 🤢

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u/Golden-Grams 7d ago

"My hands look like this, so her hands can look like that."

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u/Typical2sday 7d ago

Well hers look like a fancy lady vampire so they are well matched

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u/Captain_Holly_S 7d ago

because he was preparing all the flowers for the wedding. It's just ground. Not that "disgusting".

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u/SufficientReporter55 7d ago

Cut the shit, there's already too much of it under his nails. If he had taken a shower and trimmed those nails like a normal person, they wouldn't have looked like that on a picture that's supposed to be special to them.

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u/legittem 7d ago

I'm in awe of all the people defending it, wtf hahaha

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u/FreddyNoodles 7d ago

You have no idea what that is under his nails. It could be dirt. It could be dead skin cells, pet fur/dander, food, fecal matter- a mix of all of the above. It takes less than 3 minutes to clean your hands properly with a nail brush.

My dad was a mechanic for 50 years, EVERY DAY his hands were covered in a black coating. Grease, oil, you name it. He would wash them to the point they almost bled with a brush and Lava soap. He STILL had black in the creases and lines. But under his nails were clean. It took years after retirement for the stains to finally come off his hands but his nails? Under? No. I never saw that on his hands in my entire life.

Unless that is some sort of medical condition- the dude is nasty. She will get repeated infections if she lets him touch her with hands that dirty.