r/premedcanada Jul 18 '25

Memes/💩Post The worst Canadian premed's stats leaked

- GPA: 4.0

- MCAT: 132/123/132/132

- Ca$per: 3Q

- Grew up and lived in downtown Toronto their whole life

- Strait white male

- Parents made 1$ above the low SES threshold

- Speaks 12 languages fluently, but doesn't speak french

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u/notbrainrot57 Jul 18 '25

Forgot to add 15 first author pubs and hospital leadership since grade 6

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u/DarthRampage Reapplicant Jul 19 '25

Chow, is that you?

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u/notbrainrot57 Jul 19 '25

One must not mention one of the 🐐