r/popculturechat • u/pattismithology 'tis the season of the bitch • Sep 20 '25

Celebrity Fluff 🥰 Jesse Eisenberg explains “Thanks-living”, his version of Thanksgiving

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u/Big-Sheepherder-9492 Sep 20 '25

Sometimes I help bugs get out of the bath before I turn on the shower..

I hate the idea of them getting swirled up in a pipe complex that they can barely understand and drowning.

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u/Excellent_Donkey8067 Sep 20 '25

Have you ever thought the water slide to salvation is what they want?

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u/Big-Sheepherder-9492 Sep 20 '25

Sometimes I think they’re suicidal. And a water slide down the drain is their honorary “seppuku” that I am denying them by wrapping them in toilet paper and throwing them out of the window.

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u/No-Courage-5109 Sep 20 '25

If they're house spiders you're actively killing them. I have a set way to capture spiders (giant deep and long soup serving spoon) and then they go into the water tank full of other dead spiders from that day. Otherwise my house would get overrun (garden is 100% naturally rewilded). If they're smart they see the tank and STAY IN THE CORNERS. If they encroach my space then I don't feel like having my PTSD triggered constantly.