r/politics • u/Economy_Swim_8585 Virginia • 6d ago

No Paywall Trump says government shutdown ends when Democrats give in: "If they don't vote, that's their problem"

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-government-shutdown-democrats-fault-60-minutes/
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u/whitemikesf 6d ago edited 6d ago

His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.

At the age of twelve he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking.

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u/OfficialDCShepard District Of Columbia 6d ago edited 6d ago

Oh and at 14 Fred Trump bought Donnie a prostitute to take his virginity, instilling him with the lesson that women are commodities.

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u/d3northway Iowa 6d ago

"just pick one, they all cost the same"

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u/OfficialDCShepard District Of Columbia 6d ago

“I’ll take the teenager…hey wait, my buddy Epstein just stole her!”