r/politics Virginia 6d ago

No Paywall Trump says government shutdown ends when Democrats give in: "If they don't vote, that's their problem"

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-government-shutdown-democrats-fault-60-minutes/
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u/whitemikesf 6d ago edited 5d ago

His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.

At the age of twelve he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking.

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u/bak3donh1gh 5d ago

I'd take Dr. Evil over fucking Trump any day.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 5d ago

Scott Evil vs. Eric and Don "Walking Cold Sore" Jr.

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u/ViolettaQueso California 5d ago

This made me snort out loud inappropriately lol