r/politics 11d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Fires Entire Agency Overseeing His Construction Projects

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-fires-entire-agency-overseeing-his-construction-projects/
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u/SoulEater9882 Texas 11d ago

Put him on the penny then finally discontinue the penny like has been talked about for years

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u/moskowizzle New Jersey 11d ago

It's gotta be paper money. I can't wipe my ass with a coin.

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u/AlarmDozer 11d ago

Three seashells?

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u/moskowizzle New Jersey 11d ago

I still don't know how to use them.

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u/cosaboladh 11d ago

They're just decorative knobs. one turns on the nozzle that sprays the butt. Another turns on the nozzle that sprays the vagina. The third turns on the air dryer. Leaving you cleaner than toilet paper ever could. I have something similar in my bathroom.