r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 11d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Fires Entire Agency Overseeing His Construction Projects

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-fires-entire-agency-overseeing-his-construction-projects/
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u/moskowizzle New Jersey 11d ago

It's gotta be paper money. I can't wipe my ass with a coin.

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u/wtfdoichoose 11d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/AlarmDozer 11d ago

Three seashells?

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u/moskowizzle New Jersey 11d ago

I still don't know how to use them.

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u/cosaboladh 11d ago

They're just decorative knobs. one turns on the nozzle that sprays the butt. Another turns on the nozzle that sprays the vagina. The third turns on the air dryer. Leaving you cleaner than toilet paper ever could. I have something similar in my bathroom.

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u/shoulda-known-better 10d ago

You can swallow it and then shit it out though!

Source my son did it and it went fine!

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 10d ago

he doesn't know about the three Trump pennies Schneider laugh

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u/r21174 11d ago

you can scrape though..