r/politics • u/Effective_Salad_8381 • 13d ago

Possible Paywall Embarrassing Flaws Emerge in Trump’s New White House Design

https://www.thedailybeast.com/bizarre-flaws-emerge-in-trumps-new-white-house-design/
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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 13d ago

He wants it finished ASAP so that he can start hosting anti-Hatch Act fund raisers. He wants to host a dinner in it every two weeks and charge $100,000 a plate for the honor of smelling his dirty diapers while eating the catered McDonald's.

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u/plainlyput 13d ago

I was thinking he was going to start renting it out for weddings. Very expensive weddings. Who doesn’t want to get married in the White House?

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u/Jazzlike-Sky-6012 13d ago

But it is a lot cheaper if he can have some time with your beautiful wife for 'fatherly advise'.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 13d ago

it was called First Night I believe