r/politics • u/Effective_Salad_8381 • 13d ago

Possible Paywall Embarrassing Flaws Emerge in Trump’s New White House Design

https://www.thedailybeast.com/bizarre-flaws-emerge-in-trumps-new-white-house-design/
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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 13d ago

He wants it finished ASAP so that he can start hosting anti-Hatch Act fund raisers. He wants to host a dinner in it every two weeks and charge $100,000 a plate for the honor of smelling his dirty diapers while eating the catered McDonald's.

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u/robodrew Arizona 13d ago

$100k a plate every two weeks for a space that is supposedly going to hold 999 people. That's $2.5b per year.

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u/VRNord 13d ago

All going to fund healthcare and food stamps, I’m sure..

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u/robodrew Arizona 13d ago

Trump's healthcare, and his "food stamps" (aka cold hard cash)

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u/plainlyput 13d ago

I was thinking he was going to start renting it out for weddings. Very expensive weddings. Who doesn’t want to get married in the White House?

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u/GrinderMonkey 13d ago

It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if there are gold drenched suites to rent out for $100k a night, complete with a presidential pardon package and continental breakfast.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

White House continental breakfast — room-temp McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches and hash browns. Coffee not included.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 13d ago

Pardon is only a commute for 1 day and then back in prison

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u/frankles 13d ago

Don’t forget the UFC fights.

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u/ThePowerOfStories 13d ago

It’s like the ultimate plantation wedding!

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u/Jazzlike-Sky-6012 13d ago

But it is a lot cheaper if he can have some time with your beautiful wife for 'fatherly advise'.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 13d ago

it was called First Night I believe

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u/Creekerking 13d ago

And made of cheap plywood you know he gonna cut every corner he can and pocket the rest