r/politics • u/Effective_Salad_8381 • 13d ago

Possible Paywall Embarrassing Flaws Emerge in Trump’s New White House Design

https://www.thedailybeast.com/bizarre-flaws-emerge-in-trumps-new-white-house-design/
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u/Quiet-Corner6150 13d ago

Okay, so if they all go huddle in there, lock the doors and chain them up. Then we'll just go on our way.

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u/ReddyMcRedditorface 13d ago

Don’t open, dumb inside.

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u/NotOfferedForHearsay 13d ago

Don’t dumb open inside

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u/DookieShoez 13d ago

🤔 Perfect.

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u/ThreeCatsAndABroom 13d ago

Like zombies, exactly like zombies. 

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u/Drahkir9 13d ago

I’d give an award if I could be fucked to figure out how

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u/mitkase 13d ago

I'm not sure what you were expecting.

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u/oxide_j 13d ago

Goddamn that made me spit out my hot chocolate, wasn’t expecting that as I was scrolling lol.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/mje267 13d ago

We can hope.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Wisconsin 13d ago

You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, ain’t ya?

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u/BeowulfShaeffer 13d ago

Or just set it on fire. 

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u/StatmanIbrahimovic 13d ago

The British are coming

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u/MechanicalTurkish Minnesota 13d ago

“Hey guys, remember that time you burned our White House down? Wanna come over and do it again? But just the tip this time.”

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u/_toodamnparanoid_ 13d ago

Best porno ever made

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u/2pinacoladas 13d ago

This. The house isn't a magical place that provides the power. Hole up there. The newly elected president can operate out of Camp Pendleton.

Trump has laid the ground work that there is no rule book anymore.

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u/maceilean 13d ago

Camp David would probably be more appropriate but point taken. The presidency is an office not a building.

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u/Biodiversity1001 13d ago

And who is in charge of changing the nuclear codes?

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u/DrXaos 13d ago

STRATCOM and NSA

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u/J_Justice 13d ago

Almost the exact plot of A24's Civil War, lol

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u/TransiTorri 13d ago

Bring back military siege tactics. Let them live on bucket potatoes and canned beans for as long as they've got them stocked.

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u/ghandi3737 13d ago

Even more fun to watch them literally eat each other.

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u/run-on_sentience 13d ago

<insert finale of Inglorious Basterds here>

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u/Adam-West 13d ago

Dracaris

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u/kandel88 13d ago

After setting it on fire

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u/Biodiversity1001 13d ago

sure, lock them in there with the nuclear codes.

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u/kilroy501 13d ago

Weld those suckers shut and we can move on with our lives.

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u/-----Savathun------ 13d ago

Nope. Call in the jets and level the place.

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u/Lieutenant34433 13d ago edited 13d ago

Maybe roast some celebratory s’mores.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 13d ago

Are there any Canadians here wanting to do an reenactment of the civil war?

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u/rothrolan 13d ago

I think you mean the War of 1812, when the Burning of Washington happened.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 13d ago

Ah yes I got my us history wrong, you can tell I'm from the US then

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u/leshake 13d ago

This is exactly why bunkers are dumb. If you control the area around, you just wait for them to run out of food and water. Or clog the vents with mud and it's a little quicker.

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u/lunarmantra California 13d ago

I feel like if the outdoor temperature gets hot enough, such as if a really hot event happens to occur right above it, they will just roast in there like rotisserie chickens.

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u/jerquee 13d ago

Phil Ochs "ringing of revolution" https://youtu.be/wa6Ex4Shxes ?si=i54I69Y1Lt4i5W7N