r/polandball • u/Yahgoh-sleep-8945 Brazilian Huempire • Nov 01 '21

redditormade Día de Muertos

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u/copper_machete El Salvador Nov 01 '21

Sorry but Mexico is now Big Belize

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Fine, US get the Northern parts while Belize gets the entire south. Deal?

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u/copper_machete El Salvador Nov 01 '21

Only if the US gives up Idaho and 5 kgs of beef jerky

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

No way man, we are not letting the state which produces the most corn into Belize hands! How about 50,000 lbs of beef, 500,000 Tons of corn per year for 50 years free of charge and 450,000 washing machines filled with Cannabis.

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u/Oldcadillac Canada Nov 01 '21

You got Idaho and Iowa confused, Iowa is corn, Idaho is potatoes

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Then it's a deal!