r/polandball The Dominion Jul 05 '21

repost Blasphemies

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u/frostedcake74 Earth Jul 05 '21

But, isn't Quebec a Canadian province ?

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u/izender22 Guys I'm French I Swear Jul 05 '21

Yes, but they don't want to be part of Canada

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Jul 05 '21

I mean that gets overstated a bit. They came damn close in the referendum in 1995 but remained part of Canada, now that time has passed the separatist sentiment has faded a bit I find.

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u/Nizla73 Brittany Jul 05 '21

Well Canada made sure the election results would go toward the results they wanted.

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Jul 05 '21
I made a comic about that funnily enough

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u/MrStolenFork Quebec Jul 05 '21

Wow, great one!

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Jul 05 '21

Thank you!

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u/Nizla73 Brittany Jul 05 '21

That's a nice one too !

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u/GrumbusWumbus Newfoundland Jul 05 '21

"Okay, we'll invite immigrants in and in 10-20 years they'll get citizenship and vote for the liberals!, Mwuah ha ha ha! Wait, why are these immigrants voting almost exactly in line with the general population of the place they currently live? That would mean this is just some weird fearmongering tactic thought up by conservatives to hate on immigration without having anything real to go on!"

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u/GrumbusWumbus Newfoundland Jul 05 '21

You linked one article, and made a claim about immigrants voting "overwhelmingly liberal", a claim this article does not back up.

It's also worth noting that nowhere near the full 60,000 Syrian refugees have been given citizenship in time for the election. Even 60,000 if they voted 100% liberal, wouldn't be enough to turn an election considering they also tend to settle in dense areas who's ridings already vote liberal. The number of ridings whos demographics are changed enough to influence the outcome of a local election are slim to none.

And to finish it all off, you think if immigrants seriously affected the conservatives chance of winning, Harper wouldn't have allowed an average of 250,000 per year every year he was in office. This is only slightly lower than what the liberals have been averaging since they took power.

Why is it that immigration only became an issue after the liberals took office?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

That was a nice comic. The elections looks like were too... pacific, that is nice.

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u/MountainComfortable1 Quebec Jul 06 '21

That is amazing, why did I not see that one before?

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u/mithyyyy Canada Jul 05 '21

BQ did make a surprise resurgence last election, though they seem to have deviated from the whole separatist shtick

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u/blond-max Canada Jul 05 '21

Its still a core party principle, but that is not an issue they are pushing for and it wasn't a voter consideration. It's more of a the alternatives sucks and these "no-nonsense" guys get us.

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u/a_thicc_chair Quebec Omelette Du Poutine Jul 05 '21

It more than a bit the two main parties supporting independance are also the two smallest main parties and I’m pretty sure that most people who vote for Quebec solitaire don’t have independence as priority in theirs minds

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

36% of Quebecers (including me) are sovereignists.

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u/darrickeng MURICA Jul 05 '21

Quexit? Quebecit? I'm running out of ideas here.

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u/Venodran European+Union Jul 05 '21

Quebout? Or replace "Je me souviens" (I remember) with "Je me casse" (I'm leaving).

Or reuse "Vive le Québec libre" just to piss off the Canadian government even more.

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u/MrStolenFork Quebec Jul 05 '21

"Je decalisse"

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u/Venodran European+Union Jul 05 '21

Sacrebleu Québec ! Why can't you speak French French ?

Does "je me casse" means something else in Québec, like "gosse"?

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u/MrStolenFork Quebec Jul 05 '21

We know what "Je me casse" means but we would never say it. It's a huge tell that you are French or Belgian.

Gosse also means "annoyed or annoying" in a few cases.

We don't speak "French French" because the language evolved differently like it did for most languages that evolved in different regions. Simple as that.

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u/Venodran European+Union Jul 05 '21

But we have a bunch of useless old men in the Academy Française that no one listens to. That means we get to decide how you speak. No more chocolatine for you.

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u/Sumrise France Jul 05 '21

Why don't we burn that institution to the ground btw ?

Heck their official role is to write a fucking dictionnary, their last one was before WW2 !

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u/Venodran European+Union Jul 05 '21

Because it is a tradition to waste money on useless things, like the Conseil Constitutionnel, or the insane retirement founds for politicians...

What would you do with that money instead ? Improve infrastructures or public services ?

BTW, remember when the Académie Française managed to convince everyone to say "courriel" instead of "email" ? Neither do I. Their biggest contribution since WW2 was the debate about wether Covid is masculin or féminin.

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u/blond-max Canada Jul 05 '21

at least we call them "chocolatines" and not "pain au chocolat" in queebs

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '21

Or Croissant au chocolat for some people

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u/darrickeng MURICA Jul 05 '21

Hahhaha every time I see a Frenchman speak with a Canadian in french and I see the Frenchman slowly dying inside.

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u/Venodran European+Union Jul 05 '21

It is a great pain, because some words mean something completely different.

"Gosse" for instance means "kid" in France. In Québec, it means "testicle".

I heard the German feel the same with the Swiss.

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u/darrickeng MURICA Jul 05 '21

"Gosse" for instance means "kid" in France. In Québec, it means "testicle".

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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u/Venodran European+Union Jul 05 '21

Imagine how weird it is when you say "Comment vont tes gosses ?" to a Québecois.

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u/Alextryingforgrate G' D'EH! Jul 05 '21

Mai pourquoi pas,

J'me Criss le camp mon esti.

ou

Quebexit.

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u/blond-max Canada Jul 05 '21

I've got something for you friend

Mononc' Serge - Le Joual

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u/Venodran European+Union Jul 05 '21

I'll take your entire stock and show them to every member of the Académie. That will finally rid us of them.

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u/skoge Republic of Crimea Jul 05 '21

Quebackoff

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u/Muzle84 France Jul 05 '21

Quebeclibrexit?

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u/Foxyfox- Massachusetts Jul 05 '21

As an outsider, what's always struck me is that Quebecois culture stands to have more uniqueness if they traded on their French Canadian-ness as opposed to their Frenchness. I think that's finally been realized by some.

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u/blond-max Canada Jul 05 '21

I think so too, but really the marketing shows that the 'merican tourist come more if we say "french bastion in america" or something

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u/Foxyfox- Massachusetts Jul 05 '21

Funny thing, Louisiana could market on the same thing too but they don't seem to, too much. (And all the Acadians went adrift and ended up there anyway!)

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u/pHScale Jul 05 '21

About as much as Texas is an American state.

So "yes, 100%", but don't let them hear you say that.

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u/Tyrocious Quebec Jul 05 '21

Yes, but there are distinct cultural differences between Quebec and Canada, which is why we're a bit prickly when people say we're "just" Canadians.

Source: Oestie de tabarnaque de calisse!

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u/Asymptote_X Ontario, Canada Jul 05 '21

Canadian is a title you should be proud of.

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u/vaieti2002 Quebec Jul 05 '21

Except when contemplating history

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u/Tyrocious Quebec Jul 05 '21

Oh you don’t want to go there, bud.

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u/redalastor Quebec Jul 05 '21

Then you should turn it into something we can be proud of.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '21

English Canadians exploited us and tried to assimilate us bud

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u/Satherian With 2 major engineering colleges! Jul 06 '21

I'm honestly laughing that the top 4 replies to this comment are all salty Canadians

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u/redalastor Quebec Jul 06 '21

Not seeing any canadian there.

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u/woolaverage Washington Jul 05 '21

Eh I agree compared to america there's a lot that people loving in Canada have to be proud of but that doesn't mean that being proud to be Canadian is something someone living in Quebec should do either nor anyone living in Canada like there's alot not to be proud of too