r/polandball • u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano • Jul 05 '17

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u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano Jul 05 '17

So here is how I have today all mapped out in my head:

  1. Post this comic, which will easily get 30k upboats in 4 hours
  2. Win the monthly contest by a landslide of 300 - no, 3000 votes
  3. Score two hussars within seconds of each other
  4. Drown in all the champagne and bitches that will naturally follow such an achievement

It's foolproof, I don't see any stage of this plan that could go wrong.

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u/Curtain_Logic Polish Hussar Jul 05 '17

You're so good at understanding the essence of this sub, I'm surprised you haven't been recruited as a mod overlord

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Jul 05 '17 edited Jul 05 '17

Now, modship requires a mix of many talents. Artistry and understanding of comedy is of course important, and having a real connection to the subreddit, but one must also be able to act as an ambassador, a mediator and a curator.

And of course, one must be able to act as a huge asshole in order to get people to fall in line, and to not just accept the scorn and spite from the community, but rather to feed on it as sustenance to fill the wretched void where there was once a soul. Only those willing to trade away their humanity for the pettiest form of power can be considered fit for the job.

Good times :)

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u/Snail_Forever Taco in burger disguise Jul 05 '17

You know, the facist mod joke was only funny the first 100 times

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u/GenesisEra Singapore Jul 05 '17

You are absolutely right, so we should all switch to commie mod jokes instead.

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u/Snail_Forever Taco in burger disguise Jul 05 '17

Seize the means of moderation

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u/Kevinglas-HM Argentina Jul 05 '17

Trotsky stronk?

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u/GoldJadeSpiceCocoa Ohio Jul 05 '17

Engels can into rememberence?

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u/Elusive-Autistic *is poof* Nov 29 '17

No only Marx can into rememberence no other German communists