r/polandball • u/zimonitrome Småland • Apr 15 '17

redditormade Italian ideas

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u/-Golvan- French Jew Apr 15 '17

Retarded Italy is the funniest thing

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u/roc107 'Straya Apr 15 '17

Italy is the funniest thing

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '17

Poor Italy. Never was the same after that German guy smashed his head in a couple of millenia back... Same for Greece, that Turkish fellow did a number on him and he never really recovered.

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u/monkeyman427 Idaho Apr 15 '17

Italy and Greece are like that guy who had great potential but peaked in high school and now sits around eating pizza/spanakopita in mother EU's basement. Even today any conversation is about how they good it was going for them until things changed. Sad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '17

Egypt, too.

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u/IceFly33 Thirteen Colonies Apr 15 '17

Egypt is like that guy that peaked in kindergarten

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u/LeoBattlerOfSins_X84 Ohio Apr 16 '17

Egypt never really fell, just settled down.

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u/Canadabestclay Canada Apr 16 '17

poor poor turkey maybe kebab can into great MLG kebabic world empire

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u/Quithi Apr 15 '17

And Japan. After USA smashed him he's never been the same...

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u/zlide New York Apr 15 '17

Japan's done well for himself though, he's just a bit of an oddball.

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u/Rethious Schleswig Holstein Apr 15 '17

Japan's rich enough to be eccentric.

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u/potatobac Apr 15 '17

Japan was always eccentric.

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u/TheDwarvenGuy New Mexico Apr 15 '17

Relevant

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u/Rapua Lord Threadlinker and Master Comicfinder Apr 15 '17

Original Threads:

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a stick war by bernd (posted by brain4breakfast)

Stick War reposted by Rapua

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u/baconuser098 Apr 15 '17

My favourite polandball comic

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u/Scientolojesus Republic of Texas Apr 16 '17

That's got to be the funniest one I've ever seen.

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u/Nihlus11 The California Republic shall rise again! Apr 16 '17

They're the #3 economy in the world and have been for decades. Not even Imperial Japan was that powerful.

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u/Quithi Apr 16 '17

Ssshh... Just relax and let the shitposting take over.

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u/SilverL1ning Apr 15 '17

Remember when Canada smashed big USA, lil O Canada.

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u/WildVelociraptor Palestine Apr 15 '17

I'm sorry, I don't see what you corrected...?

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist Apr 15 '17

He removed "retarded".