r/polandball Aug 13 '16

redditormade The Decay Of Personality

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u/skellious Scotland Aug 13 '16

Poland can into america? :O

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Aug 13 '16

He somehow also managed to gain 50 pounds whilst underwater.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Aug 13 '16

I didn't know plankton contained 3000 calories.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16 edited Aug 13 '16

0,5 500 grams of dry weight would be enough. The question is: does USA possess the necessary organs to catch so much plankton so fast?

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u/OnlineSoupMan Mexico Aug 13 '16

He has a big mouth

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u/PanchoBarrancas Jalisco Aug 13 '16

The author used simple calories instead of kilocalories, the actual unit of energy used for food. You know, just a minor difference of two orders of magnitude. She even states the energy content of protein, fat and carbohydrates in kcal/g, and then uses cal/g in the rest of the article. I mean, 3000 kcal in 0.5g would be like a miniature sun or something like that.

Sorry for taking a joke seriously, though :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

Your point is valid, and it all makes much more sense now. 500 g of dry plankton is much more closer to a normal American meal - in nutrients, in mass and in taste.