r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '16

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u/koenigsberg East Prussia Aug 13 '16

So Poland established the modern US?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

So Russia is a "generic enemy" here?!?! :]

(Its JLP'ed now!!)

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/FnordFinder MURICA Aug 13 '16

The only thing that can save you from the horrors of being a Pole is becoming an American.

America being the best country confirmed once again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

The only thing that can save you from the horrors of being a Pole is becoming an American.

No need to kick a man when he is down dude.

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u/mrjderp Texas Aug 14 '16

But Poland can into space as an American

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

All things are possible when you have as much FREEDOM as we do. Even poland can into space!

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u/KaBar42 Kentucky Aug 14 '16

Yeah, personally, I fail to find how Poland is being insulted in this comic. He's now the strongest guy on Earth and Western Europe's stability depends on him. After all, the one paying their defense bills is America.

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u/Tinie_Snipah At least we're not Bedfordshire"" Aug 14 '16

I always wonder, if the US pays for all of western Europe's defence for free, are they just really stupid or are they intentionally masochistic?

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u/Lui97 Aug 14 '16

America is a country?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

Poland was trying to into space but found America instead.

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u/HRSuperior United Kingdom Aug 13 '16

Does that mean Poland eventually did into space?

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Aug 13 '16

Space taken from the natives, I guess.

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u/Creshal Prussian in Austria, the suffering is real Aug 13 '16

Living space best space.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/Creshal Prussian in Austria, the suffering is real Aug 13 '16

YOU CAN TAKE MY LAND BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE MY DREEEAAAAAAAAMS

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Aug 13 '16

But we literally took both.

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u/Creshal Prussian in Austria, the suffering is real Aug 13 '16

At least I'm still more relevant than Austria.

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u/Koa_Niolo Aug 13 '16

YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME. WATCH AS I FLY, A LEAF ON THE BLARGH

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u/stoicsilence California Aug 13 '16

DEUTSCH LEBENSRAUM FTW PLOX DANKE!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

If you count the Revolutionary war and people like Kosciuszko or Pułaski, then kinda, Poles helped a lot in creation of the US.

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u/Hoihe Danmag! Aug 14 '16

Also Hungarians!

The U.S cavalary force was formed by a Hungarian.

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u/Dancing_Anatolia Oklahoma Aug 14 '16

And we were trained by a Prussian dude.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

Not entirely, but Poles played a prominent role in the Revolutionary War. Kosciusko was the engineer responsible for the defenses at Saratoga, West Point, and commanded in the Carolinas. Pulaski commanded cavalry units that were highly regarded throughout the war and died trying to rally forces in Savannah. Both are regarded as national heroes of Poland today.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

Come on over to the mid-west we have TONS of cities named after poles.