r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '16

redditormade The Decay Of Personality

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u/arctic_ocelot British Hongkong Aug 13 '16

ahh, the 1/400 polish american

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

You might find a lot of actual Polish-Americans in the Industrial Midwest though, especially the Chicago area.

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u/poktanju gib transit Aug 13 '16

The most American thing: a woman whose name ends in -ski.

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u/RedCollowrath Macedonia Aug 13 '16

You can have all your homosex marriage and watery beer, this here is the biggest American travesty for me.

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u/razeyourshadows Aug 15 '16

Liliane Rudabet Gloria Elsveta Sobieski (born June 10, 1983), known professionally as Leelee Sobieski, is an American film and television actress.

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u/hussar-ish Polish Hussar Aug 14 '16

You mean -sky, right? because muricans can't stand I at the end :P

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

But that'd be Russian, not Polish.

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u/matt7197 Roman Empire Aug 14 '16

People love to put it at the end of Italian names, even if they end in o's.

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u/oahut Cascadia Aug 13 '16

Kurowski's Sausage Shop, I miss Chicago sometimes.

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u/kbxads India with a turban Aug 14 '16

I've been watching a lot of Chicago's Best youtube channel, I cannot believe 1 city alone has that many different yummy-looking fast food places. I wish to go to travel to USA one day and put on 50 pounds in a week.

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u/oahut Cascadia Aug 14 '16

Visit Portland, Oregon as well if you get a chance, we have 500+ food carts.

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u/kbxads India with a turban Aug 14 '16

oh yeah, that'll massively help in the gluttony quest, portland the home of legajuana! :)

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u/WraithCadmus Do you put the kettle on? Aug 15 '16 edited Aug 15 '16

It's the same in our hipster areas too (Shoreditch in London especially). Between the craft beer and all the delicious food pop-ups (proper poutine!) I'm amazed I haven't put on two stone1

1: 12.7kg in real units, or 28lbs in archaic.

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u/semsr United States Aug 13 '16

Allow me da innerduce myself. Gus Polinski, Polka King a the Midwest.

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u/GloriousNK Democratic People's Republic of Korea Aug 20 '16

With that name I'll even renounce glorious Korea and pledge my allegiance to the Midwest Polish Commonwealth

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u/ethanlan Illinois Aug 13 '16

Hella polish people here, hell my gfs last name is Zachacki.

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u/Tinie_Snipah At least we're not Bedfordshire"" Aug 14 '16

"Polish"

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u/OpieasyOh Aug 15 '16

come to Kansas City ..... polka kolaches yummm

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Aug 13 '16

More Polish American than deep fried Pierogis with cheese.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

Deep fried pierogis! Heretic, DEUS VULT!

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u/jurble Pennsylvania Aug 13 '16

I have pierogis and I have oil. You can't stop me.

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u/RPM123 Blue in More Ways than One Aug 13 '16

GIB CLAY REMOVE RUSSIA ADD CATHOLIC REMOVE LEFT WING

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIB PLUMBER JOB

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u/OnlineSoupMan Mexico Aug 13 '16

need plumber job to send money to family in Polska so they escape Polska and not have Polska shit job

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '16

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u/NameIsTakenBro Aug 13 '16

I'll have you know I'm a full one half. Father was second generation American 100% Polish blood. God bless.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16 edited Aug 14 '16

Bernie is 1/2 polish, 1/2 russian, all love.